Fitted Sheet Fiasco

Dear Betty and Barb,

I’m seeking your wisdom today, on something that has been on my mind for quite some time. I have a love/hate relationship with my fitted sheet. That thing won’t do what she’s told, for the life of her. I can’t get her to stay down. She always seems to pop off too. Damn she’s sassy! Oh and when I get done fluffing her up, and I try to fold her, she just will not cooperate! Could you give me your best advice on how to handle this debacle? 

Yours Truly,

That ‘Ol Trash Panda Jae

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